Freedom? Who needs it? It’s so overrated!
I mean the other day an American citizen who grew up in Cuba called a talk show. Stupid terrorist. He said his greatest fear was that America would become like Cuba, not through military forces, but with out our appliances. He said he saw it coming.
How in the world? He had to have been exaggerating. I mean so what that the major search engines monitor your searches and make them available to the government and big businesses. So what, the government tracks your income, your investments, your charitable giving through the IRS. So what, the Great and Wonderful Lord Obama announced that his team was working on a new thermostat that mill monitor your energy consumption, while his glorious throne room, the Oval Office is heated at eighty degrees Fahrenheit. They would never! I mean, we need to give up our selfish desires to serve our government. Another step in the direction of Nineteen Eighty-Four. But it’s all wonderful, very wonderful, because freedom is evil and any one supporting and desiring freedom is a terrorist.
WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
We should respect dictators like Fidel Castro who has murdered over sixteen thousand of his own citizens with more than a hundred thousand locked away in slave labor camps, because he’s good. China’s leaders have killed millions of it’s own people, so they’re good. Mahmoud Ahmadinedjad has on many occasions announced that he would like to annihilate Israel and he harbors and sponsors terrorists in his own country, so he’s definitely good. Did I just say terrorists? Wait, wait. I mean insurgents. Lord Obama has unveiled his divine will that we should not say 'terrorists' to reference to people who killed for 72 virgins in the afterlife. We’re no longer to call them terrorists. Naughty, naughty me. Because they are victims. You can’t blame them for strapping bombs to their backs and killing innocent men, women and children. Besides, it’s their innocence that makes them guilty. How dare they be innocent?
No, Americans who stand up for the Constitution, they are the
real terrorists. America is a nation founded on terrorism. The Founding Fathers were terrorists. They fought the British and King George III, their rightful Lords and Masters. Now the British are our allies. Terrorists!
And the Boston Massacre wasn’t against civilians. No! They were terrorists!
We should support the writings of Marx. He was a wonderful genius. He inspired the Chinese Communist leaders who, as stated previously, were cool dudes, as was Joseph Stalin, who was awesome enough to murder at least three million people. And then there was Adolf Hitler who
said he hated Marx, but then he was a socialist, and socialists generally get there ideas from Marx, so, ya, Hitler, another really cool dude.
Think about it. Without Marx there might never have been an Iron Curtain. The U. S. S. R. The United Soviet Socialist Republic. And the NAZI’s, the National Worker’s Socialist Party would have never been the same. His writings have inspired the deaths of tens of millions and the enslavement of billions. What a wonderful man! And socialism, how wonderful! The idea that government and only government should control everything and steal your money from you to give to other people who haven't earned it for the common good, so those people continue to sit around and do nothing and benefit no one, not even themselves.
We are the one’s we’ve been waiting for. Change we can believe in. Yes, we can. Hope and change, and hope for change.
So why wait for the government to cause economic collapse to take from us what remains of our freedom? Let’s give it up now. After all, this is the change most of you voted for.
“You can’t eat that; it has too many trans fats!” “Thank you, sir, thank you; you are so wonderful!”
“You can’t drive that; it doesn’t get ninety miles to the gallon. We’ll melt it down for you and not give you anything. “You are so generous, kind sir.”
“You can’t procreate any more, it doesn’t matter that we killed your son just last week for giving a member of congress the middle finger.” “You’re so understanding and we adore you!”
I have an idea for a new video game. You can choose from any good member of congress. Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, anybody. Then you kill the Founding Fathers. “Mommy, mommy, I just blew Thomas Jefferson’s head off with my rocket launcher. Now there’ll never be a Constitution, so our wonderful president won’t have to admit on a local Chicago radio station that he would never choose anyone for Supreme Court Justice if they supported the Constitution. This is the shizzle!” “That’s wonderful, Sweetheart.” And then if you kill enough of them, you’ll open the omnipotent, omniscient, omnipresent, our Lord God and Saviour Barack Hussein Obama, who can never be injured or run out of ammo.
“No, no, we have just now made video games illegal.” “Yes, you are messengers from the Most High God, my Lord and Saviour Barack Hussein Obama; I would do anything for him. I would kill my mom for him.” “Yes, my son, that would be so wonderful, so sacrificial of you.”
(By the way, this is my political stance thanks to
http://www.politicalcompass.org. Woo-hoo!)
Economic Left/Right: 0.62
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -3.03
Comments (13)
Okay, I think people will know where you stand after this. lol
@SarahLynn_violin - you think so?
I have never seen such a use of sarcasm to get one's point across. I almonst got confused as to what you were really opposed to. Well done.
Martha
@liferemainsbeautiful - lol. I think I confuse a lot of people. Hey, thanks for the kind words.
I think we are not to far from that point sadly
In Christs Love
Michelle~
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
RYC: We do get mosquitos here in MN. Though they are not bad all the time. We do know your stand on this. Have a great week. Take care. That is a good verse. Blessings.
And then we should take all the money from any company that is making a profit and give it to the ones that are going out of business, because it's not fair that some companies make more money than others.
Oh wait, the government already does that . . .
I think more people need to read this, you get your point across very well. I really hope people are able to turn the tides on what we are headed towards.
I still laugh at this. Hahaha!!!
Those who say they care about you, and want to give you a better life can cause way more harm than invaders who come armed with a gun or a knife.
@BebstersBlog2 - Oh, ya, wait a second . . .
@secretxxkeeper - I hope so, but I think we need to be concerned with preparing ourselves individually so we can be better equipped to help others.
@lonelywanderer2 - That is so true; the use of morality as a weapon.
@ExecutionofSwiftVengeance -
I agree with ya. :)